Lentil and Veggie Stew

I got this recipe off of a message board that no longer exists. We’ve made some updates on our own, but anonymous author, wherever you are, thanks for this delish recipe!

Ingredients:

3/4 c dried lentils

1 sweet potato, cut into bite-size chunks

6 slices bacon, chopped

1 c red onion, diced

3 or 4 garlic cloves, diced or crushed

2 c broth (we’ve used up to 4 c, so you can play with this volume)

spices to taste: we like salt, pepper, cayenne, cumin. You can also use 1 tsp dried basil and 1/2 tsp dried oregano (per the original recipe)

Jasmine or basmati rice, cooked

Instructions:

Rinse lentils and pre-soak if desired. We usually pre-soak for about 1 hour, which makes them softer and cooks quicker. If you don’t pre-soak, add more broth and extend the simmer time later in the recipe.

While lentils are soaking, toss sweet potato chunks with olive oil, and season if you like. Roast until soft in 375 degree oven (approx 35-45 mins).

Place bacon into a sauce pan. Once the fat has rendered out and the bacon has crisped up, add the onions and garlic. Sautee for 5 or so minutes, or until you can’t stand how awesome it smells any more.

Stir in lentils, broth, sweet potatoes, and spices. Bring to a boil, then lower to a simmer. Cook for 15 minutes, or until the broth picks up a luscious stew-like consistency. If I can survive the amazing aromas a bit more, I like to let it cook longer to get hearty and thick.

Serve over rice.

Options:

chopped spinach, diced carrots, diced celery (if you’re into that sort of thing), chopped tomatoes

Really – go to town and add anything you like. I can’t imagine a veggie that wouldn’t work, and any meat would probably work too. Obviously, just take out the bacon to make it a vegetarian meal.

Serves 4-6, if you don’t eat the whole darn thing yourself.

My to-do list

No, you aren’t going to have to read it. But tonight, I’m FINALLY going to WRITE DOWN my to-do list for January, and then maybe I’ll post (some of) it.

Tonight I will conquer the “I need to do something” monsters that chase me around. There are plenty of “somethings” to be done, I just have to pick what they should be.

Okay, world?

These are the things I love today, from small crafters whose work I love. Consider this a conscientious gift-buying guide. No one in their right mind needs a hot cocoa making appliance (even if it IS on sale), but everyone should get a little handmade-gifting love this holiday:

The Coolest Cloud from Argyle Whale:

Green textured dupioni silk pillow from Darling Octopus:

Monkit the Monstroctopus from loveandsandwich:

(For the name alone people, seriously.)

Hoop earrings from Swear Jar Design:

I have these in red and wear them all the time. Plus, made by a guy. I have much love for the male crafty types.

Fusion Drop Pendant from Wearable Jules:

Mean Cards (effing HILARIOUS):

And Monster Face t-shirts from my wonderful husband’s Etsy store:

Disclaimer: I confess to grabbing all of these images from the artists’ websites without permission. If anyone wants me to take it down, I will. (But I love your work, and just want other people to love it too. ‘kay?)

zyoussofi@gmail.com

Things I love this week

These are the things I’ve found on the internet recently that I’m in deep, deep like with, and I thought I’d share:

  • Canvas bags, decorated with fabric paint, and not an ounce of cheesiness to be found. Instructions with photos here.
  • My twitter friends Bob and Stephanie, on NPR’s “The Story”, talking about “Love in the Time of Foreclosure”:
    The interview
    Their blog

  • I actually found this link months ago, but started thinking about it again recently. I need to start baking – and how can you go wrong when your recipe’s author’s name is Vampire Gran? Here’s her recipe for scones, which sounds delicious, and totally achievable. (You’ve also got to give her points for the name of her blog post for this recipe.)
  • And one cooking project I have actually managed to make: Bicycle Soup from another Twitter pal, Cassi. I made this recently, and it was DELISH. We added mushrooms, and I sort of feel that whatever veggies you throw in will work just fine. No bicycles will be harmed in the making of this soup.

Phil and I are headed out to three craft fairs this weekend, for more details, check out his blog post, which includes details for getting a discount.

Happy Birthday Skooch!

Our puppy Ella turned one today! She celebrated by chewing on the rug in our bedroom, and getting some special birthday applesauce (this dog LOVES her fruits and veggies!)

To see how far we’ve come with the Puppy of a Thousand Nicknames (Ella-Bella, Skooch, crackpuppy…), here’s a pic taken right after we got her:

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Nom nom nom

And a couple weeks later:

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Oh hai. I haz a stik.

On her first playdate, with a fellow doxie named Rascal:

 

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Whee!

 

 

Hanging on the back porch:

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Luvs the sunshines.

No comment:

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Definitely. Not. Spoiled.

And really, I’m cutting this short, I promise. One last one, from our beach trip in October:

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Happy puppy

With no particular place to go

On the 24th, Phil and I participated in a Pumpkin Run Road Rally, which is basically an excuse to drive with a bunch of friends and look at the leaves. The organizer also takes donations for Toys for Tots, so if you think about it, this is really our kick-off to the holiday season. This year’s route took us out Route 60, up 151, over the mountain on the VERY curvy 56 (where Ella got queazy, poor thing!), over to 81 to 64, jumped off onto 250 to route 6, and then back up 29 to return to 64. We were gone for about 6 hours, all-told. When we left Richmond, it was overcast and we hit patches of rain. By the time we made it to the mountains, the clouds had broken up, a beautiful blue sky revealed itself, and the leaves shown in all their autumnal glory. (That’s right, I said “autumnal.” It’s my second favorite seasonal/meteorological term, after “tornadic”. So there.)

Along the ride, to keep it interesting, we had to fill out trivia questions (the post number of the VFW hall we passed,  the name of a particular intersection, etc…) Correct answers were worth 10 points, with one point deducted for each mile we were over/under the official mileage tally. We came in second, which was slightly disappointing since we had wanted to keep up our previous streak: we took last year off to attend a friend’s wedding, but had taken first place the three previous years. Oh well, we only lost by a point, and we’ll kill ‘em next year. Here are some of my fave photos of the drive:

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Punkins!

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Blue skies!

Road!

Road!

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Colors!

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Mountains!

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Ella tries to make a new best friend

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We're not so different, you and I

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Storybook view of the valley

Punkin

I made punkin’ bread from a real-live pumpkin! Because he is a God in our kitchen, I went with the Alton Brown recipe on the Food Network’s website, with a couple of modifications.

The finished product:

 

The finished product

Homemade luscious pumpkin bread

I’d never used a pumpkin without roasting it first and making my own puree similar to Ye Olde Canned Variety. Alton’s recipe calls for raw pumpkin, grated. If you have a food processor, I would HIGHLY recommend that you use that to grate your pumpkin, unfortunately, we’re missing a critical piece necessary to use the grate blade. Bummer.

We DO have a mandolin slicer though, with a julienne blade. So first I peeled the pumpkin, using a standard ol’ veggie peeler. (Another first!) Then I quartered the pumpkin, and ran it across the mandolin. Amazingly, I still have all of my digits attached, even though pumpkins are pretty darn firm, and that finger protector thing isn’t very effective. It’s SOO much easier to just grip the pumpkin with your hands and push it across the slicer, but then, it’s also SOO much easier to julienne your hand (and I’ve been there, done that, thankyouverymuch.) I was a little worried that julienning the pumpkin into long strips would cause problems with the cooking, but it was fine.

I peeled a small sugar pumpkin, and ended up with enough grated material for 2 loaves of AB’s bread. (The second of which I’ll be making tonight! Yum!) The only other change that I made was to switch out the toasted pumpkin seeds in his recipe for chopped walnuts and pecans, based on some of the comments I’d read to the original recipe, which claimed the seeds became a gummy inedible mass in the bread. I already had nuts on hand (for making emergency batches of AB’s granola, as luck would have it) so it was an easy-peezy switch.

The key to making the bread is to FOLD the ingredients together, and to use as few strokes to mix everything together as possible. Once the flour pockets are all gone, and the whole bowl is one consistent mess, you’re done. Put the spatula down. Do not use a mixer for this recipe – you’ll end up with a gluteny, gluey mess. When it’s done, it’s best warm, and if you have a spare scoop of vanilla ice cream looking for a place to call home, it’ll be very cozy on top of your punkin bread.

And to save you from scrolling ALL the way back up to the top of the post, here’s the link again for AB’s punkin bread.

 

October already?

So, that September goal of 5 posts didn’t really happen, but at least I got some things done on my list. (I promise I’ll follow up with that eventually.) The real story is in the amazing crazy weekend we had. Phil and I had art shows in Richmond Friday night, in DC Saturday, and in Lancaster, PA on Sunday.

The show Friday was for First Fridays, and happens every month on (you guessed it) the first Friday, when all the art galleries on and near Broad have opening shows. Next to Quirk gallery, there’s an art market that we’ve been doing all summer, and which has been hit-or-miss for us. As such, it’s not a show we stress out about any more. We know the other vendors, we know a lot of the customers, and it’s just a fun, no-pressure show where we just sell what we can, and engage in some really fantastic people watching. Since we had two more shows over the weekend, we also were kinda hoping not to sell TOO much, because we needed the inventory. We ended up having our best night there ever, sold one of Phil’s apes, Dodie the dodecapus, a painting, Whiskerbears, and tons of his quick monster drawings. Of course, since nothing can ever go too perfectly, we also had a tent disaster. The “light-weight” (read: can-bare-no-weight) tent we’d bought after a leaky emergency at the beginning of the summer finally succumbed to a large gust of wind and broke beyond repair. We ended up making a midnight run to Wal-Mart… and if you know us at all, you’ll know that we were REALLY desperate if we went to Wal-Mart. I HATE that place, and couldn’t have named the last time I was in one. We were able to find a new tent at midnight though, and it was much sturdier than the aluminum job that we’d previously had. We finally made it to bed at 2, to get up at 5, so we could hit the road for…

Crafty Bastards. It was held in Adams Morgan in DC, on the grounds of a school. There were well over 100 vendors, and it’s a pretty big deal to get selected. Phil applied last year but didn’t get in, and I’m glad that we were as seasoned and as prepared as we were this year. (We didn’t know CRAP six months ago!) I’ll post soon with links to all the awesome stuff we saw there. I managed to score a super sweet pair of earrings, and three awesome buttons (the last button link is NSFW). We had just as successful a day as we’d had Friday night. If we could string together a few weekends like that a month, we could definitely do this for a living. The show itself was FANTASTIC. There were TONS of people (to the point where we couldn’t see the booth across the aisle from us most of the time), and the crowd that was there at the end of the show was thick enough to be a good crowd at the height of any other show. The volunteers were great, and the whole thing was nicely organized.

After the show, we packed up and hit the road for Lancaster. Phil has a friend who moved there a few years ago, and Allan and Kerry were kind enough to let us crash on their floor. Ella (who was at all three shows with us) had a GREAT time with their two dogs, a pug (Buddha) and a Jack Russell (Sassy). After introducing Ella to Sassy, I’m convinced there’s some Jack in Ella’s lineage. The two of them were hilarious running and jumping and trying to establish alpha-ness. (Sassy tried to dominate, and Ella ignored her.) We were back up at 7, when Allan and Kerry very generously got up with us and made us an awesome breakfast with local eggs and local milk. I sure hope they went back to bed after we left! A short drive brought us to Shupp’s Grove, which is an outdoor antiques market open on the weekends, and every first Sunday of the month, it hosts Crafty by Nature, with indie crafters from the area. The grove was SUPER cool and luckily for both me and Phil the car was too packed already for either of us to bring home any of the awesome things we were eyeing (he found a radio and a bar, I found hydrangea bushes and a chest.) We only sold a drawing at the show on Sunday, but we still had a great time – I talked with the other vendors WAY more than I usually do, and traded one of Phil’s apes for a GORgeous necklace. (I love that he lets me give away his stuff for more jewelry. He must love me or something.) The show was super chill, and exactly the kind of laid-back show we needed after Friday and Saturday. It wasn’t a wash either, as we gave Alex, the organizer of the show, a bunch of merch for her super-super awesome gift shop (which we stopped by after CBN was over) and she ended up buying Phil’s last Whiskerbear from the Stitch Wars show.

It was a great weekend, although I’ve definitely had my fill of fast food. (How on Earth can anyone eat that on a regular basis? Blech.) I’m mostly recovered from the lack of sleep, thanks to an 11-hour “nap” last night. I love taking road trips with Phil and Ella, and we can’t wait to get back up to PA for some more hang-out time with all of our new friends.

September!

What happened to August? Heck, what happened to the whole summer?

It’s been cuh-RAZY at work, with lots of people working weekends, and the rest of us rotating shifts or being on-call. Dear heavens, it should be over soon, but in reality, I kinda doubt it. There is no “down-time” for my particular job at the company, just periods of “busy” and “really REALLY busy.” I think in late December I’ll get a breather, mostly ‘cuz all our clients quiet down around the holidays.

In an effort to be a little more diligent about posting, and about keeping track of my goals and plans, here’s what we’re gonna do this month:

-finally finish the cabinet-painting job in the kitchen. Last month we took everything down, sanded, and painted, and we just haven’t had the time to clean up the drips with sandpaper and re-hang the doors, but we’re finishing that up today. A before-and-after-with-pics blog post will follow soon!

-I have my berfday! I’ll be 31 this year. Holy crap!

-drive to Brooklyn for a weekend craft-a-thon. We’ll be up there for September 12th and 13th.

-pop some bubbles and figure out something awesome to do for our 2-year anniversary.

-drive to Virginia Beach for a wedding. We’d love to stay the night, but the next day we’ll:

-sell lots o’ art at the Bizarre Market at the Visual Arts Center on Main St, RVA.

-have a belated birthday barbeque sometime the weekend of the 26th.

-Phil’s got at least three shows with his bands this month, including a house show with Now Sleepyhead on the 27th.

-clean out at least 10 boxes of crap from the basement. I’ll be getting rid old issues of Car and Driver, Fortune, Fast Company, and Sport Compact Car, and throwing out lots of junk we haven’t looked at since we moved in 4 years ago. My goal is to have the basement completely cleaned out by Christmas. A 10-box-a-month goal is a little conservative (and won’t get it done by Christmas) but I suspect that if I tell myself I only HAVE to do 10, then when I actually get into the thick of it, I’ll do more than that.

-post at least 5 times on this blog this month. Shouldn’t be too hard – just need to remember to do it!

-take awesome photos of Ella. If nothing else, it’s a good excuse to practice.

-take long walks in the fabulous weather that’s arriving. We’ve been so fortunate to have a relatively mild summer, we’ve barely had the air conditioning on at all, and I especially love waking up when it’s just a little bit chilly in the house. (Of course, it just makes me want to snuggle down more in our warm bed.)

-love Phil like awesome. ‘Cuz it doesn’t get any better than that.

Happy September y’all!

In the canner

A couple weeks back (okay, the entire month of August back), Phil and I went to the farmer’s market on Saturday morning, and bought 30-some-odd pounds of tomatoes from our CSA (the wicked awesome Victory Farms, for those of you in Richmond.)

Both of us had just read Animal, Vegetable, Miracle by Barbara Kingsolver and her family, which is the story of how the 4 of them lived for one year eating food that was as local as possible. If you’ve read Fast Food Nation or anything by Marion Nestle or Michael Pollan, you should read AVM if you haven’t already. Kingsolver’s oldest daughter includes family recipes at the end of each chapter, and after reading through the summer recipes, we were both ready to try our hand at home-canning.

This VERY long blog post recounts our day (all 12 hours of it) spent canning our haul from the market. In addition to the tomatoes, we also bought apples and peaches to use in a recipe, all of which were grown within about 100 miles from Richmond.

We left the market, and went to the locally owned hardware store (sublimely named “Pleasant’s”) to stock up on supplies. We already had one case of quart jars that we’d optimistically bought last year, and never got around to using. We bought another case of quarts and a case of pint jars, and we bought a big-ass canning pot, which seemed like a bargain at $40. (And yes, it was a VERY good thing we bought it.) Pleasant’s was out of the jar-lifter tongs, so we popped down to Kroger, since I know they have a canning section too. They had the tongs in a kit, along with a head-room space measuring tool, a funnel, and God’s gift to home canners: a plastic stick with a magnet on the end. (You try digging lids out of boiling water without it!) If they’d had the tongs alone, I probably would have bought just that, but the kit was well worth it, for $12. While I was at the grocery store, I also picked up a bag of ice, since we don’t have an ice-maker in the freezer. (It came in handy – just keep reading!)

By the time we got home, it was around noon, so we made sure we ate first. We weren’t this smart later in the day, so do yourself a favor: have EASY non-cook meals ready for the day. Order a pizza for dinner, or make up sandwiches before you get started, but once you’ve spent a few hours (or 10) over boiling vats of water, the LAST thing your cranky ass is going to want to do is think about a meal plan.

Canning the tomatoes was VERY easy. It took about 3 hours, start to finish (did I mention that there were THIRTY POUNDS of tomatoes?!) Here’s our step-by-step:

First, we cleaned off our counters so we would have as much elbow room as possible. You’ll want to make sure that there’s a good flow to your process, so things should be staged logically, in the order you’re going to use them. Of course, kitchen layouts being fickle things, do the best with what you got, trying to avoid crossing back and forth over yourself, if you can.

We put our jars in the dishwasher, and tried to time it so that when they were finished, we were ready to fill them. (Lids should NOT go in the dishwasher  - just the jars and the rings.) If you’re not using the dishwasher, you’ll need to boil your jars and rings for at least 10 minutes at a full boil.

If you’re using a big canning pot (ours is 30 quarts) fill it up, and turn on the heat. It took FOREVER to heat up all that water. You’ll need enough water in the pot so that there is an inch of water above the lids, once you have all the jars in the bath. To process 9 quart jars, it was a little more than half-way full with nothing else in it. For the pint jars, we needed to add more water. We added and subtracted water as was necessary over the course of the day. But you’ll need to get it started on boil as soon as you can, all that water is tough to heat. If you’re using the dishwasher to sanitize your jars, you might as well start boiling the water when the dishwasher starts – it took us at least an hour to get to a full boil with that much water.

When we were ready to REALLY begin (the big pot was near boiling and the jars were sanitized) we started two more pots on the stove – one with about six inches of boiling water for blanching tomatoes, and a very small pot for boiling the lids.

I cleaned the tomatoes, handed them off to Phil, who staged them on kitchen towels on the counter, next to the stove. From there, the tomatoes took a quick one-minute bath in the blanching pot. The tomatoes came out of the boiling water, and were dunked into a large bowl filled with ice water. 30 pounds of hot tomatoes = a LOT of ice. We used an entire 10 pound bag of ice, plus whatever we had on hand, and probably would have been used most of a second bag of ice if we’d had it. This hot/cold procedure allows you to pull the skin off of the tomatoes pretty easily, which is a nice touch when it comes time to using your tomatoes down the road. The skins will fall off of the tomatoes during cooking, and be chewy little splinters in your food. We think it’s worth the investment to take the skins off, but it’s entirely up to you.

Once they had cooled down, we started chopping the tomatoes into eighths (roughly), and cutting out any tough stemmy bits and bad spots. The chopped tomatoes went straight into jars, where they were shoved down with one of the utensils from the kit I bought, which had been sterilized, along with all of the tools, for 10 minutes boiling water. They could also have gone through the dishwasher if I’d thought about it ahead of time. The point of shoving the tomatoes around is to get out any air bubbles that might be trapped inside. When we got close to the top, we poured in two tablespoons of lemon juice for acidity. Germy things hate acid, and every recipe we saw called for 2 tablespoons of citric acid. You can substitute lime juice, but you cannot substitute vinegar. The same tool that we used to get out air bubbles had a very convenient set of notches on one end, and we used those to measure 1/2″ of headroom, wiped the rim of each jar CLEAN, and then we capped each jar with a sterilized lid (10 mins, boiling water – detecting a theme?) and screwed on a ring. We decided to go ahead and put each jar directly into the boiling water, because each jar was going to lower the water temperature. We figured it was best to try and keep the water as close to boiling as possible, so that by the time the last jar was done, there wouldn’t be as long to wait for it to boil again.

Having two people work the process was great. Once the tomatoes were washed, I moved on to permanent cutting-board duty, and I was responsible for the lemon juice. Phil kept the tomatoes moving in and out of the boiling water and ice baths, and when we had too many ready to chop, he grabbed a knife and helped with that too. He was the rim-cleaner and lid-putter-onner, and he put the full jars in the canning pot.

When all 9 jars were in the pot, we waited for the boil (you’re going to be doing that a lot) and then, once it was back up to a full boil, we set the timer for 85 minutes, and walked away.

Okay, not really, we still had the other half of the tomatoes to do!! Those went into a big pot, and we followed this recipe from Animal, Vegetable, Miracle for a three-in-one recipe that takes you from barbeque sauce to sweet and sour sauce to chutney. You start with a bunch of ingredients, cook it for a bit, pull some sauce out, add some more ingredients, cook it for a bit, pull some sauce out, add some more ingredients, cook it one last time, and then jar what’s left. All three resulting recipes are DEE-LISH.

The tomatoes that didn’t make it into that recipe (and yes, we still had tomatoes left over!) went into freezer bags and into the freezer. And really (if you’re still with me) that’s the easiest way to keep your summer tomatoes to use them later in the year. But canning was SO satisfying, and if you have a ridiculously small freezer like we do, there’s just not going to be a place for 30 pounds of frozen tomatoes to wait for you in deep-freeze.

Bottom line: doing JUST tomatoes, with no additional recipes took us 3 hours to prep and get 9 quarts into the canner. The other sauce took us FOREVER because it didn’t fit into our largest pot, which was 10.5 quarts. (If you’re going to do the AVM recipe, you want a 20-qt pot so you can cook it at one time without having to wait for things to boil down before you add another couple of cups of ingredients, let it boil down, add more, etc…) We didn’t take the last jars out until after 11 pm!! There was a lot of sitting around, waiting for water to boil, but there was also a lot of kitchen to clean, which we tried to do as we went.

When the jars WERE done, they need to be set some place where there isn’t much of a draft. We used a corner of a counter in the kitchen that’s next to the fridge, and doesn’t get any cross-breezes. We set the jars on kitchen towels, and they need to not touch each other (hot glass is sensitive, and you don’t want any thing accidentally clinking together and causing a blow out.) As the tomatoes settle in the jar, you may notice that they are floating on top of clear liquid, which is perfectly fine. As the jars cool, you’ll hear the lids seal and pop. If, after 4 or 8 hours or so, you still have un-popped jars, you should move them to the fridge, and use them within a couple of days. Consider them unsterilized. My mother-in-law also has a trick of turning the jars upside down after they’d popped, to make sure they didn’t leak. (Leaks = umsealed = move to fridge.) When we did our second batch a couple weeks later, we noticed air bubbles leaking out of the jars when we were pulling them out of the canner. I was a little nervous at first, but I’m convinced they’re safe after they all popped, and after using her little upside-down trick.

Now, for the disclaimer: I am by NO means an expert, and of course, home canning can be unsafe if things aren’t sterile. My personal opinion is that a smidge of paranoia as your processing will go along way towards making sure your tomatoes are germ-free (that, and boiling the tomatoes for 10 minutes when you use them). We read at least half a dozen different websites, plus a couple of cookbooks, and the section in Animal, Vegetable, Miracle, so that we knew what we were facing.

Here are some websites we used:

Tomato Casual (I love that the subtitle of this tutorial is “for Those Afraid of Poisoning Themselves.”)

National Center for Home Food Preservation

Canning Food Recipes

Backwoods Home

USDA site

(**note: after doing some more research, I’ve found some sites that recommend boiling for only 45 minutes, and others that say 85. Conduct your own research before following my lead, but you can’t go wrong with more time!)